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This is a Relationship Blog to give advice to those who are in a relationship crisis, and are emotionally retarded. If you have low self esteem, your lonely, shy, and need some advice this is the blog for you. This is like a relationship for dummies session but with a personal touch. I will answer each individuals questions with thought and compassion to each specific situation.


Monday, March 29, 2010

Phase 3 (The Sex)


Hmm...well this was gonna come up sooner or later so i figured lets get it out there once and for all, Now I'm no Virgin and i am proud to admit it, lets face it who really is now-a-days (and no I'm not advocating sex) I can honestly say I wish I was still one, yea its fun and then you have to go to the clinic and make sure that all that fun you were having was safe and protected. Long lines, long waits, waiting for results, smh...NOT FUN, so if you are under the age of 18 and reading this and still a virgin STAY ONE, cause the consequences are unpleasant, I have seen some friends go through some scary situations and it wasn't pretty. Now stop reading and go watch cartoons, back to the grown folks. Any who back to the topic at hand, SEX, so females now your guy and you have sex maybe 3-5 times a week depending on how handsome he is, how freaky you are, and if your even attracted to him anymore (this is for girls who has been in long meaningless relationship and is only there for his cash) it happens, any who i believe in honesty, sexual honesty and most relationships lacks this. Females and Males need to be more honest in their relationship, for instance females if he lacks size, length, width, drive, rhythm, stamina, and males is she cant ride, runs to much, grunts, digs to hard in your back, lifeless, motionless etc.. Sadly these are regular issues that most relationships have and people are too scared to talk about it, so imagine the serious stuff like smells, tastes, looks, burning, the gross stuff that may or may not happen and yet people are so afraid of talking about the normal well what about the Abnormal. These are issues that we need to tackle and stop hiding from, Sexual honesty can help and possibly prevent STDS, breakups, and emotional sexual awkwardness...yikes. So learn from this the next time your horny and in a relationship and its the first time, before just getting to it, talk about what you like from what you don't like, do it (protected) and then take mental notes of what went wrong and discuss it, trust its better to know than to find out after you broke up and end up in a heated argument and have the other person throw it in your face, I think were a bit mature now and don't have to resort to childlike behavior. And also I cannot stress enough Protection, STD's are no joke and can happen at any time, not to mention AIDS yikes X10.

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